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Nana’s Naughty Knickers
by Katherine DiSavino AUDITION DATES/TIMES/LOCATIONS: January 12th: 6pm – 9pm January 13th: 5pm - 9pm All auditions will be held at The Pythian Building - 147 SE 2nd Ave (MAX stops a block away). REQUIREMENTS AND EXPECTATIONS: Photo and resume are helpful, but not essential. Cold readings from the script, no monologues please. You need attend only one session, but be prepared to stay for the whole time. REHEARSALS: Rehearsals will generally be M-TH evenings, a complete schedule will be available at auditions for review and identification of conflicts. First read-thru on January 19th, 2018. PERFORMANCES: Performances are March 16th – 31st:  Friday/Saturday at 7:30 PM, Sunday at 2:00 PM, with an added matinee Saturday, March 31st. SUMMARY:  Cast: 5 Female / 5 Male  (flexible) Length: 2 Acts (100 minutes) Genre: Bridget and her Grandmother are about to become roommates. However, what Bridget saw as a unique opportunity to stay with her favorite Nana in New York for the summer quickly turns into an experience she’ll never forget. It seems her sweet Grandma is running an illegal boutique from her apartment, selling hand-made naughty knickers to every senior citizen in the five borough area! Will Bridget be able to handle all the excitement? Will her Nana get arrested - or worse! - evicted? CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS: SYLVIA CHARLES – (Female 50+) In her early eighties, living like she’s in her early twenties. The mastermind behind Saucy Slips, Etc., and the proud tenant of a rent controlled apartment. Good natured, healthy, nurturing, with a dash of Betty White (“Lake Placid”). VERA WALTERS – (Female/Male 50+) Sylvia’s aged accomplice: equipped with two hearing aids and a collapsible walker. An Anne Ramsey type (“The Goonies”, “Throw Mama from the Train”) with a sardonic wit. No nonsense but loyal to Sylvia and caring to the core. BRIDGET CHARLES – (Female 18+) Sylvia’s unsuspecting, 20-something, soon-to-be-law-student granddaughter. Extremely intelligent and practical, a problem solver that appreciates order…thrown into increasingly chaotic situations and awkward interactions. TOM O’GRADY – (Male 18+) The newest cop on the force, happily assigned the beat where Sylvia’s apartment is. Courteous, friendly, serious about his job and seriously smitten with Bridget. GIL SCHMIDT – (Male 50+)The landlord, overly eager to rid himself of his aged tenants. Danny Devito style avarice and candor. HEATHER VAN PREE – (Female 18+) Employee of Saucy Lips, looking for better opportunities, a modeling career, or just her boxes. A younger and more cynical version of Vera Walters. Savvy, strong and confident, if a little oblivious to her immediate surroundings. CLAIR – (Female 50+) The big client. Elegant, confident and direct. SAL (Voice Only) – The man at the front desk. Slightly bored and always sarcastic. UPS DELIVERY PERSON #1 – Cute and a little lonely. UPS DELIVERY PERSON #2 – The strong and silent type. ABOUT THE THEATER: HART is a non-profit, volunteer-based community theatre located in downtown Hillsboro since 2007. There is no pay or stipend of any kind. Actors and crew receive two comp tickets. HART Theatre strives to produce high-quality entertainment in a safe and nurturing community theatre environment. It is our mission to enhance, enrich and elevate the lives of our volunteers and patrons. The leadership at HART is comprised of seasoned theatre veterans who share a passion for, and dedication to theatre and community, and we are serious about our commitment to both of those ideals. http://www.hart-theatre.org/index.htm DIRECTOR: Aaron Morrow – AARON.L.MORROW@GMAIL.COM PRODUCER/ARTISTIC DIRECTOR Paul Roder – stephenhero_98@yahoo.com Director’s Note: Less demanding roles onstage will have critical technical roles offstage. I am looking for a team of artists that demonstrate both the comic timing necessary, and the willingness to commit themselves to the demands of what will be a very physical comedy.
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Auditions

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Nana’s Naughty Knickers